"Hey Scully, wanna break into the dean’s office?"
(college au is still a thing right??)
The party don’t start ‘til Sir Leon swaggers in
Season’s Greetings from the brothers Allard uwu
Urban Druid performing spirit sorcery in park, around 1900.
"Okay so, we need to get a lot of beef jerky, a cross bow, and a vasectomy"